the Grinch

mom:: "time for bed buddy. we can watch one Christmas show then pj's. how about the grinch?"
lil' man: "can we watch the hairy grinch?"
mom: "no. you can watch the cartoon one."
lil' man: "but i want to watch the hairy grinch!"
mom: "why's that buddy?"
lil' man: "cause it's longer. and i'm not ready for bed."

mom: speechless. yet again.

Santa

lil' man: "Mommy, I don't want Santa to come to my house."
mom: "Why? He always brings such great surprises!"
lil' man: "Because we don't really know him and we shouldn't let people we don't know inside our house."
mom: "What if he leaves the presents and Mom and Dad bring them inside the house?"
lil' man: "Should we take things from stranger danger?"