Hey Grandma...

Lil'man is on the phone with grandma so I can only hear his side of the conversation. It goes a little something like this....

"hey grandma. how was your trip?"
pause
"we went camping in the RV but we didn't take the boat."
pause
"cause it's filthy (pronounced filfee). those fishes licked it with their dirty tongues and now mommy has to wash it."

The real truth? The boat has been sitting in the driveway all winter long and is filthy from the elements. Oh sure, it needs a good bath but not because of dirty tongued fishes!